Trump Taunts Public - Turns 2016 Tax Return Into Paper Hat

April 17, 2017

Trump Tax Return Hat

WASHINGTON - With tax day approaching President Trump is doubling down on not revealing his taxes. Recently he had this to say on Twitter.

It is self-evident from Trump's Tweet that he views his tax returns as a non-issue. However, playing the role of reality TV President, Trump has created a paper hat out of his return, wearing it around the White House like a four year old child.

When questioned about the behavior, Press Secretary Sean Spicer said.

"I know that you all in the media are going to try and get a glimpse of what is contained in the Presidents new hat. I challenge you to try! First, you will not find anything: we blacked out all the Russian connections with a Sharpie. Second, if you do observe something fishy please inform the administration so we can redact the information. For your service you will receive a $10,000 thank you."

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