BREAKING: Donald Trump Slashes EPA Budget

March 16, 2017

Paul Lution - Editor

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With President Trump’s newly released budget proposal, we went to Trump to get his side of the more controversial cuts.

“I promised the American people they would be safe from Muslims, and terrorist attacks. I promised them and I plan to keep that promise. I looked at our budget and said, “Where can we take money to give the people what the want?” Then, right in front of me in glaring bold letters – EPA. Jackpot! It was like I just scratched a lottery ticket and won 5 bucks. Now if Exxon and my good buddy Rex decide to pollute the waters, I really don’t care. It’s not my problem. My problem is our need for a HUUGE wall on the southern border to stop illegal Mexicans who want to come into America and take our jobs hunting coyotes. I say no. Those jobs have been the cornerstone of our great nation and the south for over 400 years. What kind of America would we be if we didn’t hunt our own coyotes.”

From what we gathered from our interview, Trump is determined to keep America safe from illegals at any cost. Even if that cost kills us from not having any drinkable water. For more stories like this one, please like and follow us on Facebook and Twitter.